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Satij is overall a pretty amazing person. He gives little to no f**ks about anything or anyone, and does not care what you think. He does not like compliments nor gives them, and hates when people apologize. He also like to be alone most of the time. He may give off rude person energy, but he is actually secretly a sweet person on the inside. Satij may give off gloomy or depressed vibes and may talk down on himself a lot. But that is because he does not know his own worth and needs someone to always give him a push and keep him going in his life.
1. Dang, I want Satij to be my friend. He seems pretty cool.

2. WOAH! Is that Satij?!
Satij by Mimimiimi January 22, 2023
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Premature Satirisation 

making jokes about topical situations before it becomes socially acceptable
"that joke was too soon man"
"hey what can I say, I suffer from premature satirisation"
Related Words
Satij • satire • satin • sati • Saije • satej • saijal • Sanija • Satine • Satinism
The epitome of happy sunshine; this person is fabulous; natural ambience that draws people in from afar
Satira is Fabulous
Satira by poisongurl July 7, 2011
Sati - A slang word used in Norway, derived from the word 'satan'. It's used to express excitement or amazement in response to something cool or funny.

Similar to saying "Holy shit!" in English. For example, if someone pulls off a sick trick on skis, a friend might exclaim in Norwegian: "å saaaati!"
"Hæææ guttene, å Sati"

Friend 1: "We're going out tonight"
Friend 2: "Ååå Saati"
Sati by fakkerdu January 31, 2023

semantic satiation 

when you say a word so much it starts to sound fucking weird
Ducksauce had to say the same thing so many times at an audition he got semantic satiation
semantic satiation by MadWolf March 25, 2013

Satin Sheets 

An amazing feel to the naked body & perfect for having sex on.
Keirsten enjoyed Chad's bed last night cause his wife bought new Satin Sheets at Kohls!
Satin Sheets by SlopNChop October 6, 2016

Shitty Satire 

Offensive Words Or Statements Said Just To Be Said. They Are Said With No Intent To Be Funny, Comedic Or Have Humor Involved. Shitty Satire Is Mostly Used With No Context, Meaning, Considered Socially Unexpectable And Highly Offensive To Most People. Not To Be Confused With Terms Such As "Jokes", "Dark Humor" Or "Offensive Humor" Where They Need A Punchline Or Where It Is Meant To Be Funny.
"The Reason I Said Those Offensive Things Was For Shitty Satire. I Didn't Mean It At All."
Shitty Satire by MacKRacKGacK February 25, 2023
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