Sati is the sassiest girl you will ever come upon. She’s hot-headed, quick-tempered, and aggressive. However, underneath all that is an absolute doll and an amazing girl you should definitely keep as a friend. She’s super pretty and always knows the wittiest jokes. If you have a Sati in your life, keep her around.

Abbreviation for:

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE CDC SAYS YOU BE WEARING YOUR MASK

A social funeral practice created in 400 A.D. during the Indian Gupta empire, where a widowed woman would immolate herself over her husband's funeral pyre. By the tenth century it was widespread throughout India though it was used in a lower frequency. It was banned by the British in the eighteenth century for obvious reasons.

Abbreviation of satisfied or satisfaction. Often used to express satisfaction after any kind of enjoyment. It is sometimes used as adjective of the source of satisfaction.

When things are OK. Not great but not shitty either. Short for satisfactory but shortened for ease of speech or writing.
Used in F700's to denote a functional check was satisfactory.
Can be shortened to "S", which also stands for serviceable.

Pretty much, if things are ticking along as wanted, or advertised, then you are "SATIS"

Sati is the shorter word for
"ysati" which means "You suck at the internet".