Sarah Palin's mouth

The place on most humans where shit comes out. See also: asshole.

Hey, douche, I've heard your conservative justification to screw the poor while giving the rich more money just one too many times. Please shut up before I shove this spatula up your Sarah Palin's mouth.

by ChuckChaser69 June 7, 2011

Sarah Palin Special

When in a cold environment, like Alaska, sexual intercourse between a male and female in which the man inserts icicles and stupid pills up the lady's vagina, and then forces the woman to expound on Alaska's economy in a midwestern accent. All of this is done wearing a John McCain mask, as done so by the man.

Holy owl shit, for our honeymoon in Alaska, I took Gertrude outside to see Russia from our cottage and gave her one hell of a Sarah Palin Special when she got lovey-dovey.

by CrazerDaiser595 July 20, 2010

Sarah Palin Story

The reverse of a Cinderella story, usually in a situation where everyone hates the Cinderella. It can also be a David vs. Goliath situation where everyone wants to see Goliath win, because everyone hates the underdog.

I can't believe she gets to be homecoming queen just because she was on "Made." It's such a Sarah Palin Story.

by PMike January 23, 2009

Sarah Palin Situation

A book, movie, conversation or idea so boring, it instantly puts you to sleep

Gal: Hey, can you escort me to my sewing class
Dude to self: I am in for a Sarah Palin Situation.

by Glass (Dr.J) December 7, 2009

The Sarah Palin Swirl

When fucking a girl, you rotate counter clockwise 180 degrees and scream in an Alaskan accent than go and run for vice president.

I did the Sarah Palin Swirl to please my republican friends.

by JOHN MCCCAIIIN June 3, 2009

Sarah Palin cheat-sheet

Writing any type of reminder to make yourself a cheat-sheet on your hand.

Especially useful for exams, tests, quizzes, speeches, talking in front of republican committees, speaking on fox news, or any other reminder that you needed.

Jonathan: Dude I have a test tomorrow that I haven't studied for.
Sweeta: Dumbass. You don't needa study.... Just make yourself a Sarah Palin cheat-sheet!

Sammy Wammy got an A on her test after using her Sarah Palin cheat-sheet.

by asswhole_with_a_dubya February 9, 2010

Sarah Palin Behavioral Syndrome

When someone has characteristics of playing the victim, not accepting blame, throwing others under the bus if they do not agree with or cross them, that rules are for others, but not for them; and using others, including family, as tools. This syndrome may or may not include messed up family relationships, pathological lying, getting in over one's head because of poor qualifications, quitting things, and having messed-up financial or business dealings.

The defense lawyer made excuses for his own behavior, whined about the rules, and then the next day falsely accused the prosecution lawyer of the same thing. That made some court watchers comment that the defense lawyer was suffering from "Sarah Palin Behavioral Syndrome".

by BlackEyedSusan June 28, 2011