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When a Male/Female Finger another woman or beats off a man and gets skeeted on their hand. They then apply skeet to partners chin and/or cheeks. Usually done when not wanting to see this person again.

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Stephanie Cumbed on my hand so I santa claused her and she never did it again.

Santa claused by Kyle Derosiers January 27, 2007

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Santa Claused

When they hoe you so bad it can be described simply by one hoe, they hoe hoe hoed you

“Bro she kissed a fat ugly guy last night, she Santa Claused my ass”

Santa Claused by Most palone April 2, 2019

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Santa claused

When two lesbians shoot whipped cream up each other's ass and fart it in one another's face, (hence the white beard)

Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.

Santa claused by Nastynick23 August 26, 2017

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The ‘Santa Clause’

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.

The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!

The ‘Santa Clause’ by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018

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santa clause

That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.

Ho Ho Ho...

santa clause by Human July 29, 2003

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santa clause

Some weird ass old hobo that breaks in your house through the chimney and steal your all your food items like cookies and milk.Santa also knows exactly every action you took that year and will "reward" you accordingly.

timmy:Mom who is the weird man downstairs?
mother: please stay quite timmy and hide under the bed. Santa clause is here
santa: hohoho someone was a BAD BOY

santa clause by It's koni May 12, 2022

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Holy fucking Santa clause shit

An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers

Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.

Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!

Holy fucking Santa clause shit by Easton hockey July 22, 2009

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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