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Santa's special sack 

This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is typically done at Christmas because he can blame Santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.
Grandad/old man walks into room and starts

wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up, you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am I so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas"

Santa's special sack 

This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is tipically done at christmas because he can blame santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.
Grandad/old man walks into room and starts a
wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am i so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas"

Santa's Big Red Sack

Preferably done around Christmas time. You go out and find a virgin, pop her cherry, and then paint your sack with her blood.
Hey Tom, this chick let me do Santa's Big Red Sack with her last night. It was awesome.
Santa's Big Red Sack by JayTree January 19, 2008

santas sack

A game played by employers just before the festive season. The message "santas sack and yourname" is texted by phone to a predetermined number owned by the company. The cost of these texts is £1 including VAT. The person with the least number of texts loses there job.
"The company has made massive profits this year so to celebrate we are going to have a bit of fun by laying a few people off. Text Santas Sack with your name to 65325, calls cost £1 each. Lines close 24th December. The members of staff with the lowest revenue get sacked in January"
"Happy Xmas Everyone"
santas sack by newmillsbones1966 September 11, 2011

Santas Magical Sack 

Steps to achieve the Santas Magical Sack

1. purchase a santa costume

2.purchase a large red sack (one the could fit a large dog into it)

3. cut a hole in the sack the size of a tennis ball

4. have your santa costume on while doing your girlfriend doggystyle

5. quickly withdraw and forcefully stuff her into the large sack where you continue to have sex with her through the hole you cut out
Santas Magical Sack by therealnads December 1, 2009

Sack of Santas

Collective term for a group of Santa Clauses, usually moving in a pack
"During today's Santa Run, be on the lookout for a Sack of Santas roaming the city."
Sack of Santas by Reindeer Hunter February 6, 2013