A Salfordian is a human-based life form found in and around Salford. Claiming the place of their birth to be a city in it's own right, Salfordians like to disassociate themselves from the City of Manchester, from which they once descended. In fact many Salfordians like to disassociate themselves from any place other than Salford.
Although Salford claims to have succesfully fought for
independance from the rest of Manchester, it is more commonly accepted that the rest of Manchester fought for
independance from Salford. However, this view appears to be unknown to most Salfordians.
This succesful claim of independencae by the City of Manchester in 2005, is due mainly to Salfords gargantuan crime and drug
problems. Salford Precinct it the favoured hang-out for most Salfordians, choosing to by-pass the far superior Trafford Center. This communal area brings the closed community of Salford together with a vibrant art scene, consisting mainly of random letters derieved, at some point, from words in the
english language and 'tags' air brused onto every visible wall. Many Salfordians fall into either a Chav, Scally or a Druggy.