sanfordism

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by twentyeight! June 12, 2021

Sanfordism

Philosophical belief that is espoused by Sanford from Sanford and Son.

Sanfordism: "I'd put your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"

Sanfordism: "You make me wish birth control was retroactive."

by Ab Captain August 5, 2018

Sanfordesque

A long rambling, incoherent news conference/speech given by a public official that leaves you more confused about the official's real reasons for making the statement.

Governor Palin's speech 3 July 2009 announcing her intent to resign was truly sanfordesque.

by Gneissguy July 11, 2009

Sanfordian

-The Life forms that are Born and Usually Consistent with Living in Sanford, Florida

-Born and Raised in Sanford, Fl

Sanford also Know as Bokey

DAMN NIGGAS IN SANFORD IS SOO RATCHET.... all these damn Sanfordians

by Elfresh September 13, 2011

sanfordize

sān'fərdīz v. To obfuscate using elaborate euphemistic phrases.

He sanfordized, claiming "I will be hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend."

by dw_d June 26, 2009

Sanfordizing

To make a public jackass of one's self, then repeatedly apologize for it ad nauseum until nobody wants to listen to you anymore. From Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina, during his unfortunate public indiscretion.

Tiger Woods is on the verge of Sanfordizing himself.

by caseyst February 19, 2010

sanfordize

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.

The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.

by ganaimn July 10, 2009