sanfordism

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sanfordism by twentyeight! June 12, 2021

Sanfordism

Philosophical belief that is espoused by Sanford from Sanford and Son.

Sanfordism: "I'd put your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"

Sanfordism: "You make me wish birth control was retroactive."

Sanfordism by Ab Captain August 5, 2018

Sanfordesque

A long rambling, incoherent news conference/speech given by a public official that leaves you more confused about the official's real reasons for making the statement.

Governor Palin's speech 3 July 2009 announcing her intent to resign was truly sanfordesque.

Sanfordesque by Gneissguy July 11, 2009

Sanfordian 

-The Life forms that are Born and Usually Consistent with Living in Sanford, Florida

-Born and Raised in Sanford, Fl

Sanford also Know as Bokey

DAMN NIGGAS IN SANFORD IS SOO RATCHET.... all these damn Sanfordians

Sanfordian by Elfresh September 13, 2011

sanfordize 

sān'fərdīz v. To obfuscate using elaborate euphemistic phrases.

He sanfordized, claiming "I will be hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend."

sanfordize by dw_d June 26, 2009

Sanfordizing

To make a public jackass of one's self, then repeatedly apologize for it ad nauseum until nobody wants to listen to you anymore. From Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina, during his unfortunate public indiscretion.

Tiger Woods is on the verge of Sanfordizing himself.

Sanfordizing by caseyst February 19, 2010

sanfordize 

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.

The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.

sanfordize by ganaimn July 10, 2009