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A long rambling, incoherent news conference/speech given by a public official that leaves you more confused about the official's real reasons for making the statement.
by Gneissguy July 11, 2009
Get the Sanfordesque mug.-The Life forms that are Born and Usually Consistent with Living in Sanford, Florida
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Get the sanfordize mug.To make a public jackass of one's self, then repeatedly apologize for it ad nauseum until nobody wants to listen to you anymore. From Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina, during his unfortunate public indiscretion.
Tiger Woods is on the verge of Sanfordizing himself.
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Get the Sanfordizing mug.Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.
The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.
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