sanfordaged

adj
1. Having reached such age that one's ignorant, paranoid, and/or racist attitudes are viewed as amusing rather than offensive;
2. Pertaining to such state, such as in language or behavior.

The nursing home worker shook his head and smiled upon hearing the sanfordaged patient's racially insensitive ramblings.

by MaxSmart June 16, 2011

Sanforded

When an employee takes a job and either never shows up for work or quits after 3 days on the job for no apparent reason.

I got Sanforded by that guy after thinking he was the perfect hire.

by UnderTheSea1 November 27, 2012

sanforded it up

When you fuck something up beyond repair. A normal person is capable of doing said task without issue but not you. Named after the legendary "sticks of fury."

I thought if I sent you on that detail you would be okay but you really Sanforded It Up!

by kingaling07 August 15, 2016