sanfordaged

adj
1. Having reached such age that one's ignorant, paranoid, and/or racist attitudes are viewed as amusing rather than offensive;
2. Pertaining to such state, such as in language or behavior.

The nursing home worker shook his head and smiled upon hearing the sanfordaged patient's racially insensitive ramblings.

sanfordaged by MaxSmart June 16, 2011

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Sanforded

When an employee takes a job and either never shows up for work or quits after 3 days on the job for no apparent reason.

I got Sanforded by that guy after thinking he was the perfect hire.

Sanforded by UnderTheSea1 November 27, 2012

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sanfordaged • Sanforded • sanforded it up • Sanford and Son

sanforded it up

When you fuck something up beyond repair. A normal person is capable of doing said task without issue but not you. Named after the legendary "sticks of fury."

I thought if I sent you on that detail you would be okay but you really Sanforded It Up!

sanforded it up by kingaling07 August 15, 2016

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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