First, you place your balls into a huge bucket of coleslaw. Then, you widen your loose girl's anus and dip the boys right in there. Then, you pull 'em out and slap her right in the face with them.
Willee E. still has stains on his face from when Matt pulled the Sandi E Dip N' Slap.
Someone who while masturbating and very close to finishing, grabs a handful of sand from a bowl on his nightstand and finishes out his adventure making a sand volcano.
"Think Kyle will get any tonight? " "Not when she finds out he's a sandslapper."
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.