First, you place your balls into a huge bucket of coleslaw. Then, you widen your loose girl's anus and dip the boys right in there. Then, you pull 'em out and slap her right in the face with them.
Willee E. still has stains on his face from when Matt pulled the Sandi E Dip N' Slap.
Someone who while masturbating and very close to finishing, grabs a handful of sand from a bowl on his nightstand and finishes out his adventure making a sand volcano.
"ThinkKyle will get any tonight? " "Not when she finds out he's a sandslapper."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.