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Sanduskyed 

A term used to explain the act of being royally screwed over by someone or something in which you have no real control, contact, or complete knowledge of prior to being screwed. Word can replace the word fucked. Coined after a former Penn State defensive coach who destroyed the reputations of an institution and people associated with him.
Example 1
Person 1: I heard you traded for X player in fantasy football with Carl for Y player.

Person 2: Yeah I did, I'm gonna rule this bitch!

Person 1: You idiot, you just got Sanduskyed! X player is gonna be placed on injury reserve today.

Example 2
Person 1: I just got rear ended by another car withouth car insurance.

Person 2: Ouch, Sounds like you just got Sanduskyed!

Example 3
Person 1: You wanna go camping this weekend?

Person 2: NOOO, it's going to rain you idiot. Sounds like the weather just Sanduskyed your ass!
Sanduskyed by SD Sancho November 10, 2011
Words you can keep

Sanduskyed 

When you go over to your girlfriends house to anally bum rape her little brother
Dude was at my chick house last night and totally Sanduskyed her lil bro
Sanduskyed by mo$bitch November 17, 2011

Sanduskyed 

To be treated criminally unjust and unfair, without having the ability to defend yourself or have others help you.
I just got Sanduskyed at work. I was reprimanded for something I didn't do, and to make it worse, it was done in front of a group of people who knew the real perpetrator.
Sanduskyed by Coke Can November 17, 2011

Sandusky pause 

When you inappropriately pause before answering a serious question or during the process of answering a serious question. Coined by Jerry Sandusky when pausing after asked by Bob Costas if he was sexually attracted to young boys.
Keith gave a Sandusky pause when asked by his HR rep if he was masturbating in front of Erin Andrews.

HR rep: Keith, did you or have you ever masturbated in front of Erin Andrews?

Keith: Masturbated in front of Erin Andrews? What? Like jerk off? In front of Erin Andrews? Are you serious? Come on. Masturbate in front of Erin Andrews? No. I--what? That's silly. I would never masturbate in front of her. No. I didn't masturbate in front of her.
Sandusky pause by hoboscratch1 November 15, 2011

Sandusky's Lair 

a place or location (often a locker room) where little boys and teens are taken to be abused for sexual pleasure of an older male.
Rumor has it that over 40 children have visited Sandusky's lair in the Penn State locker room over the last 10 years.
Sandusky's Lair by Your Fuqqin Boy December 27, 2011

Jerry Sanduskying 

A word derived from the assistant coach from Penn State who was accused of molesting boys in the shower.

This is a verb used to describe someone who is molesting boys. Can be used to describe one who is being dominated.

Can also be used to describe someone/someones who pick on a person who have little to no control over the situation
I don't want to be a part of that Fraternity. I hear they are Jerry Sanduskying each other.

Are you watching the Bears? They are Jerry Sandusking the Packers right now!
Jerry Sanduskying by titoliston November 7, 2011

no sandusky 

a reprievel plea one must claim after making a statement that can be taken as not only homosexual but pedophilesque and savage. Obviosly made popular by the vile atrocities committed by Jerry Sandusky.
Marshal: I was feeling his shaft and for it being bent that kid can stroke for only being 12.

Newman: Hello Jerry.....

Marshal: Huh, I'm talking about playing put-put you twisted fuck...

Newman:........

Marshal: No Sandusky

Newman: That's all you needed to say
no sandusky by meowcat904reloaded December 19, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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