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Sandwell college 

A place where individuals with IQs lower then that of the national standard come to meet up and smoke the mary jane every SINGLE day. Arguably the 'baitest' college in the midlands and the whole country due to how mediorce the people who go there is. No one has a future coming here and any anyone who does come here is bound to slave away their time to starbucks for all eternity.

- stoner haven
- crackhead every 2 metres
- 1000 bossmans
- sketty girls who throw their pum to anyone who wears a tracksuit
- exceptionally unattractive gyal
- wannabe roadmen

- feds turn up every single day
zack: yo do you think about sandwell college
joe: heard the girls there lick the cum off guys dick, hold it in their mouth and kiss their 'bf'

zack: oh hell no !!
Sandwell college by slipz67 June 16, 2022
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Sandilucas 

To royally fuck up one's life in one or more ways.
He really sandilucased himself when he started dating that succubus
Sandilucas by Todd Jameson October 16, 2008

Corollary to the Saniel Theorem 

See The Saniel Theorem

Under the Saniel Theorem, there is a 60 percent chance that Saniel will fuck up the shot, or his presence will throw the match, but there is also a 40 Percent chance of huge success.
The Corollary to the Saniel Theorem means that the shot might actually backfire on us.
A synonym for awesome. Commonly used to describe an African guy who is cute and greatly desired by the opposite sex
Girl1: Have you seen Chad tonight?
Girl2: Ooooh, he is such a Sandile, I want him!
Sandile by UrbaSuitUp November 22, 2010

Pecan Sandies 

Other than a cookie, it's a, a sexual meaning...

"We gotta trick the moms into letting us bop with 'em" -Frank Reynolds
I went to the store, but they were out of Pecan Sandies, so looks like you and I are going to make our own...if you know what I mean...
Pecan Sandies by barbaradear February 8, 2009

Dirty Sandelin 

A prank involving utilizing another persons deodorant to wipe ones anus without their knowledge thus defeating the purpose of applying deodorant in the first place.
Person A: Dude, you smell like shit.
Person B: Yeah, I wonder if I was Dirty Sandelined?
Dirty Sandelin by wonderhound September 20, 2010