Sandcock 

Sandcock is how you describe a sad moment you honestly don’t know how to deal with.

Katy Perry: my dog died and ariana grande said thank you next..
Avril Lavigne: Sandcock..

Sandcock by peggyissupergayforeveryone February 13, 2021

Sand Cock

A terrible affliction caused by sexual intercourse, biting, sucking, licking, or being otherwise naked in a beachy area. Symptoms include inflamed penis, extreme erectional pain, and general discomfort.

There is only one known cure for sand cock: time.

Dude, I had sex at the beach the other night and contracted a wicked case of sand cock.

Sand Cock by SandyPants09 June 1, 2009

sandocks 

The unforgivable combination of socks and sandals at the same time.

Oh my gosh, he's wearing sandocks, what a geek!!

sandocks by Amy Joy July 7, 2006