Sandcock

Sandcock is how you describe a sad moment you honestly don’t know how to deal with.

Katy Perry: my dog died and ariana grande said thank you next..
Avril Lavigne: Sandcock..

by peggyissupergayforeveryone February 13, 2021

Sand Cock

A terrible affliction caused by sexual intercourse, biting, sucking, licking, or being otherwise naked in a beachy area. Symptoms include inflamed penis, extreme erectional pain, and general discomfort.

There is only one known cure for sand cock: time.

Dude, I had sex at the beach the other night and contracted a wicked case of sand cock.

by SandyPants09 June 1, 2009

sandocks

The unforgivable combination of socks and sandals at the same time.

Oh my gosh, he's wearing sandocks, what a geek!!

by Amy Joy July 7, 2006