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sand man 

Cumming on a girls face while she is asleep.
I sneeked into her room last night and gave her a sand man. I got out before she woke up.
sand man by Dirty Dirk Diggle September 21, 2009

sand man 

when a man and woman are on the beach and the girl gives him oral sex he then cums on her face and grabs a hand full of sand and throws it on her face so it sticks he then takes off running
Dude,yesterday i gave this girl a sand man i dont think shes gonna wanna hook up anymore.

sand man 

when you cum in a girls eyes, then you let it dry.
Last night I gave her a sand man, when I cummed in her eyes, she let it dry, then rubbed them as if she had just woken up.
sand man by NickT. September 11, 2007

Sand Man 

(Noun) plural: Sand Men
A sexually repressed Taiwanese Lady-Boy that generally flexes for photos to put on Instagram. This person generally cannot lift much weight but shares poses on social media to account for his small wiener. They can be easily heard by their car with modified exhaust.
Brad Pitt: "Hey E-man why are you posing for the those picks on your Instagram."
E-man: "I am the sand man."

Old man sand 

The layer of fecal sediment that remains at the bottom of the toilet even after multiple flushes . Usually occurs after your dad or grandfather has used the toilet
Dad left his old man sand in the toilet again.
Old man sand by NachoDad1557 March 21, 2019

man me a sand

Cool kid slang to ask someome to make you a sandwich.
"Man me a sand, Carol!"
"No fuck you."
man me a sand by Bat Demographic December 7, 2017