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sand man 

Cumming on a girls face while she is asleep.
I sneeked into her room last night and gave her a sand man. I got out before she woke up.
sand man by Dirty Dirk Diggle September 21, 2009

sand man 

when a man and woman are on the beach and the girl gives him oral sex he then cums on her face and grabs a hand full of sand and throws it on her face so it sticks he then takes off running
Dude,yesterday i gave this girl a sand man i dont think shes gonna wanna hook up anymore.
sand man by michael jay johnson June 12, 2008

sand man 

when you cum in a girls eyes, then you let it dry.
Last night I gave her a sand man, when I cummed in her eyes, she let it dry, then rubbed them as if she had just woken up.
sand man by NickT. September 11, 2007

Sand Man 

(Noun) plural: Sand Men
A sexually repressed Taiwanese Lady-Boy that generally flexes for photos to put on Instagram. This person generally cannot lift much weight but shares poses on social media to account for his small wiener. They can be easily heard by their car with modified exhaust.
Brad Pitt: "Hey E-man why are you posing for the those picks on your Instagram."
E-man: "I am the sand man."
Sand Man by deBallsBeSwagin' May 8, 2021

Old man sand 

The layer of fecal sediment that remains at the bottom of the toilet even after multiple flushes . Usually occurs after your dad or grandfather has used the toilet
Dad left his old man sand in the toilet again.
Old man sand by NachoDad1557 March 21, 2019

man me a sand

Cool kid slang to ask someome to make you a sandwich.
"Man me a sand, Carol!"
"No fuck you."
man me a sand by Bat Demographic December 7, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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