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sandpit turtle 

Sandpit Turtle is a genetically modified species of turtles that where created in Britain and were accidentally transported to Mexico; on the B.M.T Horizon. This was a humiliating mistake by

Captain Olive Skies. In North America these turtles are commonly called Tony Turtles and are a rare nocturnal species that only appears with three Mexicans one of which must look like a female at times but they are all male. They can be captured using Star Wars related things or other turtles and on the occasion of someone piercing a veil. The bite is venomous and causes insomnia that can only be cured by the sound of sirens that come from the lowest point or the all time lowest point you can find in your area. For this reason they should be feared even though it can be extremely adorable at times but just ask Alexandria you will regret running in to this turtle because it is not very selfish but my case collisions with the sky and could be dramatic. This was a beloved pet of the captain Olive Skies later adopted by the three Mexicans.
Military slang for the middle east, especially those nations with sandy deserts eg Iraq, Saudi Arabia. Usually just refered to as 'The Sandpit'
Looks like the Army's sending for another tour in 'the sandpit'. Last time I was there I was stuck in Baghdad for 9 months.
Sandpit by anonimouse October 28, 2006

sandpit moment

1. A moment of great reflection on your life.
Your girlfriend tells you she's pregnant, it's unplanned and you're completely unprepared. It's time for a sandpit moment. You head to the nearest park and go sit by the local recreational sandpit reflecting.
sandpit moment by morpah October 18, 2012
The place behind Reimert Hall where people at Ursinus College settle beef. Basically a shitty volleyball court that people wrestle at.
RJ: “Dude what the fuck are you talking about?”
Sean: “Let’s sandpit.”
Sandpit by TheDickmeister October 23, 2019
A workplace in which there is often conflict; in which many of the occupants are incompetant and do little but raise the ire of other workers (i.e. kids in a sandpit who just piss the other kids off).

The offending workers are typically one/multiples of glorywhore, dumb cunt, fucking retard and old pickle
G: God damn Wayne is a fucking retard, look what he fucked up this time (points anywhere)

J: Christ, I was about to show you this (point at something else) that he also fucked up; he sure is a dumb cunt

G: Fucking oath, has he actually done anything?

J: Not that I've seen, but he's such a fucking glorywhore, you know he told (boss) that 'we' fixed this (points); that was fucking me!

(J's phone rings, he leaves)

G: God damn Splendour was awesome, now I'm back in the fucking sandpit
sandpit by mr gilly August 7, 2007

sandpitting

Treating a serious activity in a childish manner.
The bureaucrat wasn't interested in our problem. He was just sandpitting. He picked up his little plastic bucket and spade every morning and spent a happy day at our expense.
sandpitting by Foreman material October 3, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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