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Last Sausage In Tin

Refers to someone with a small penis, as in it's so small, when in the vagina it looks as if it's the last sausage in the tin (taking up no room)

'Oi Mikey, have you seen Bob's pecker? Apparently he did it with Jenny, can you imagine it? Must have been the Last Sausage In Tin!'

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Used to describe a girls privates that have been played with many times by many people. Often used to refer to slags or girls that sleep around.

'Ere mate, I think I might get with Tanya'

'What!?!?! You having a laugh? She sleeps round loads, she's got a right Sand-Pit!'

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