sandpitting

Treating a serious activity in a childish manner.

The bureaucrat wasn't interested in our problem. He was just sandpitting. He picked up his little plastic bucket and spade every morning and spent a happy day at our expense.

sandpitting by Foreman material October 3, 2018

sandpiping

Sandpiping is a sexual act involving anal penetrationand including sand in some way. There are three known ways to sandpipe. None are reccomended.

1.dipping your wet penis in sand or a dry penis in wet sand or a bit of both and then having anal sex.This is the least dangerous form of sandpiping and the most common.

2.covering your penis in hot glue then dipping it in sandand proceeding to have anal sex. This is the second most dangerous form of sandpiping.

3.glueing sandpaper to your penis and then proceeding to have anal sex. This is the most dangerous form of sandpiping. It is extremely rare, there has only been one known case and it resulted in the death of bot particiants

Sandpiping is extremely painful often for both people but especially for the reciever.The main goal of sandpiping is to create as much blood as possible.though much research has been done into the subject no-one can find any way anyone could possibly get any pleasure out of this. In fact there is only one person who openly claims to both practice and enjoy it and he knows who he is.

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1."Man thats a nice ass im gonna sandpipe her/him"

2."get the glue gun im ready for some sandpiping"

sandpiping by HIghlandr October 28, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004