“Anchovies’ is a euphemism for “normies”, aka
people who have little on their mind but consuming, spawning, and the American way. The term originated from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants. Anchovies are good little cogs in the wheel, working the daily grind as expected and engaging in societally approved recreation in their off
time: watching sports/ playing Fantasy Football, going to the
gym, shopping for loafers, and building their normal lives. They all want to take vacations at Disney
World Resort.
Anchovies have no real idea of what is actually going on in the world, nor bother to care. Typically they are not engaged in
local issues as well. They easily trust that corporations genuinely have their best interests at heart over profit. They
never critically examine the system they were spawned in.
Anchovies feel
fear towards ideas and
art that challenge their way of life. They also
fear things that would put the burden on them to act for an ethical cause, unless it is something mundane like enforcing an HOA, which fills them with a great sense of drunken power.
Things that anchovies love attributing to their identities: Supporting the police/military, Marvel movies/Disney/ Star Wars, sports teams, their model of car, their
dogs, etc.
oh no, it’s 3pm on a Saturday and the brew pub is filling up with anchovies and their spawn
i
hate going to malls and
shopping outlets; it’s
nothing but anchovies there
those anchovies keep looking at me like I’m going to stab them; I’m just wearing my favorite pentagram hoodie.
