sanchoism

(1) An elaborate figure of speech, consisting of eloquent silence in response to stupid questions. Often accompanied by raising of the left eyebrow.

(2) An obscure religious cult, promoting the installation of the mythical beast named Sancho as god-empereor of the universe.

ad (1):
A: "Hey, shouldn´t you be studying?"
B: "..."
A: "Ah, don´t give me that sanchoism shit again!"

ad (2):
A: "That whole sanchoism thing isn´t catching on, as it would derserve, is it?"
B: "I blame buddhism."

by Werner Korsakow April 25, 2006

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sanphorism

In a flash of clarity, a handful of words are carefully selected to form a memorable, more often than not - optimistic - insight on the world. Poignant, concise - these are the staples to the philosophical exploration done alone at night. These thoughts are spewed out to the world though tweets and status updates. It is common to see encouragement through the forms of likes.

Be confident enough to succeed in what you do, be humble enough to learn from others.

Drinking from the cup of love and the sometimes loveless, of countless failures, scarce triumphs, and infinite hope.

I don't quote people because they are right. I quote people because there are many faces to humanity, all of which we need to understand.

A: I just made a realization last night: humans are all capable of loving one another regardless of their pasts.

B: Oh man, we got a sanphorism on our hands. Hold on one second and let me tweet this.

by ZenRuthy December 30, 2011

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sanchooster

A.an ass-hole B.a rich ass-hole C.a man mising his left nut
D.the chicago white sox E. a mexican

The 2005 Chicago White Sox are a bunch of god damn sanchoosters.

by mr chooffin October 24, 2005

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Panchoism

Panchoism was originally developed by 5 Western prophets who travelled to Venezuela and founded the religion based upon their ultimate leader and spiritual guide,the great harvester himself,Don Pancho. Originally a simple farmer from the foothills of the Andes, Don Pancho discovered that enlightenment centred around the trinity of oats, milk and sugar - and only by grasping these key concepts can man discover his destiny. Panchoism is still in its infancy - a closely guarded secret amoungst a small sect in Peterborough.

Jim : Hey Richard, you wanna go grap some pancakes for breakfast?
Richard : Sorry Jim, breakfast is a holy time for me, I must consume my porridge, giving thanks to the Don for his work.
Jim : Oh sorry mate, I forgot. Afterwards do want to go and lock Pedro's dog in the gym?
Richard : Sure, Panchoism says nothing against animal abuse. See you at 10?
Jim : Great!

by Fenman, Lord Bretherin of Panchoism August 13, 2006

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