samonella

the fucktarded pronunciation of salmonella

i swear to god if i hear another cunt call it samonella ill punch them in the ovaries/balls

that guy said samonella, thus he deserves to fucking die

by la-teeshuhh September 29, 2008

Mohammed bin Salmonella

Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.

- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."

by O. W. Tongueincheek December 9, 2021

Salmonellafitzgerald

A disease that causes the infected person to look like Ella Fitzgerald, a famous musician. Another symptom is random and spontaneous "scat" singing. The only known cure is to lick a chimp.

"I have....Salmonellafitzgerald! Ba do boop, zibbidy bop sha waaaahhhh!"

by Jsuper John November 8, 2011

Samuella

A strong,beautiful and unique girl. she is very powerful and strong inside,she is sexy and holds herself high,and her beauty is undeniable she is desired be many and is very hard to get. If you get a samuella, you must be one of the luckiest people on earth. She is popular and intelligent and everyone wants to be her friend. She is funny and caring and loves her friends. I advice you not to mess with her friends if you don't want to get on her bad side. She stands up for what is right and can never support injustice

Are you a samuella, cause you are like a butterfly, attractive and beautiful but hard to get.

by Focalistic October 16, 2020

ass-salmonella

A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.

Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!

by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

salmonella

A myth perpetuated by the evil to prevent the innocent from enjoying one of life's most simple pleasures.

An Innocent Person Who Has Done No Wrong: Awesome I'm gonna eat this cookie dough!
Satan: No, you'll get salmonella.

by thelemonwarrior March 9, 2016

Casa de Salmonella

A vile, wretched or disgusting Mexican restaurant. A truck stop in Wyoming, where they pour a burrito onto your plate out of a can. Any eating establishment where the food will place you in a race with the Devil for the nearest bathroom. A restaurant which, if it caught on fire, would cause cockroaches to stampede out like a heard of buffalo.

A roach-coach with a painting of the Virgin Mary on the side, and at least one missing tire, is the Casa de Salmonella.

by Bloater October 17, 2011