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Sammyjoel 

Sammyjoel is a person who is very thicc. He is built like an hourglass. He can be so annoying at times. He’s a god at fortnite! Last but not least he has a shrimpy, sorry ladies!
Damn thats a sammyjoel, that’s a sexy motherfucker.
Words you can keep
A Goddess. Beauty in it's most brilliant form
That girl is a SammyJo
SammyJo by JerryTown12866 October 13, 2008

Sammyuel 

Is a person who can be easily spotted for being a very nice person and always helping someone out,
'Hey did you see that guy helping that old woman? Probably a Sammyuel
Sammyuel by FanboyingALot July 11, 2016

Sammyjoe 

Sammyjoe is a peacefull woman she hates when someone is dishonest in a relationship she always wants to be honest and she always wants the best. If she wants something she wants it to come true. For here Friends she is always there and sometimes she forget herself. Sammyjoe can become sad very soon. When she wants something she don't gibe up until she have it.Her family is the most important thing for her.
You like Sammyjoe?

SammyJoe 

SammyJoe

What can I say about a SammyJoe!! She’s a girl who sees people for who they truly are and looks past all the bullshit. She is georgeous inside and out with an amazing personality to match. SammyJoe is an amazing mother and would do anything for her kids and family. She is loyal, hardworking, driven, and so much more which makes you like her so much more. If you want a real super hero, look no further. She is loved by her friends, family, and even more by her honey boo boo! 😉 She truly is a Phoenix rising from the ashes and is admired by all. Her smile brightens up your day and her laugh will take your blues away and will then give you a cramp from all the laughter. Her voice impressions are spot on and she makes your day every time your with her. If you plan to date a SammyJoe, treat her like the Queen that she is and love her more each and everyday. Honesty and respect goes a long way with SammyJoe. She is an angel with an old soul, and takes no shit from anyone. She has a professional poker face that is impossible to spot. So if you get the chance to meet and get to know a SammyJoe take the time to get to know her and your life will never be the same.
Best friend) “Bro do you know what you have?”
(Kevin) Sure I do bro! I have a SammyJoe and couldn’t be happier!
SammyJoe by Redneckhoneybooboo03 September 11, 2020

SammyJoe 

SammyJoe

What can I say about a SammyJoe!! She’s a girl who sees people for who they truly are and looks past all the bullshit. She is georgeous inside and out with an amazing personality to match. SammyJoe is an amazing mother and would do anything for her kids and family. She is loyal, hardworking, driven, and so much more which makes you like her so much more. If you want a real super hero, look no further. She is loved by her friends, family, and even more by her honey boo boo! 😉 She truly is a Phoenix rising from the ashes and is admired by all. Her smile brightens up your day and her laugh will take your blues away and will then give you a cramp from all the laughter. Her voice impressions are spot on and she makes your day every time your with her. If you plan to date a SammyJoe, treat her like the Queen that she is and love her more each and everyday. Honesty and respect goes a long way with SammyJoe. She is an angel with an old soul, and takes no shit from anyone. She has a professional poker face that is impossible to spot. So if you get the chance to meet and get to know a SammyJoe take the time to get to know her and your life will never be the same.
(Best friend) “Bro do you know what you have?”
(Kevin) Sure I do bro! I have a SammyJoe and couldn’t be happier!
SammyJoe by Redneckhoneybooboo03 September 11, 2020
The most brilliant, most talented person on this fucking planet. Humble because she doesn't know it. Can get any guy but only accepts the best. Tasteful, artsy and smooth as fuck.
Damn, look at that Samyjoe, I want to squiz her butt, but I'm not worthy of that butt.
SamyJoe by Chucklingchuck October 21, 2019
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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