Samiasm

the form of perfection

oh, look at the sky!
samiasm.

Samiasm by heyboiiiiiii May 19, 2020

Samism

Samism is the epitome of compliment. It is akin to religions in the sense that there is a deity involved, but that deity is the person the compliment is directed at. Though the etymology is complex and often misunderstood, the original word (Sahmism) is understood as the ancient hebrew word for 'awesome-ism'. Samism makes you the cheese. And everyone wants to be the cheese.

The reason you didn't win is because he practices Samism. Tool.

Samism by Dr34m.iZm January 12, 2008

Samism

stupid logic used by people named Sam

Luis: Dude I slept over at my friends house last night, we had to share a bed

Sam. Hahahah gayyyy

Luis: No? Just no other place to sleep and wasn't gonna sleep on the floor

Sam: Gay fag

Luis: #Samism

Sam: Fuck u

Samism by Goodwin September 20, 2015

Samism

A random, illogical and potentially insane statement made by a person who believes it to be complete fact and refuses to believe otherwise. A Samism is usually also completely irrelevant to the current topic of conversation.

Sam: "Biology isn't a real science when you think about it."
Ryan: "What?! Samism!

Sam: "Did you know that you're more likely to die on your way to collect your winnings after you win the lottery than you are to actually win the lottery?"
Ryan: "Did you even think about that before you said it? Samism!

Samism by RM1992 December 9, 2010

Samism

Any word that is made up but still makes sense if you were to use it

Entertrainment is a samism it means entertainment training

Samism by CCA October 15, 2005

Samism

Unique phrases an interesting girl named Sam has adopted into her vocabulary and utilized in her everyday life. For example- Earball,oh 4 cute, bestest and cha know.

“Omg...she just yelled in my earball”

“Wow... she is oh 4 cute!”
“There she goes again with her samism’s”

Samism by Bb4lfe July 2, 2018

samgasm 

what people like sam bunn do. (best sexual machine out there)

girl:OMGWTFBBG i was with sam last night
girl2:how was it?
girl: he completely gave me a samgasm

samgasm by Sam Bunn December 15, 2008