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Samegadon

this is a large, very old wooden dinasour, found in middle egypt.
Some very ol' man found a samegadon is his pants while climbing the toilet seat in egypt
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Smegladon

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.
That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.
by Gman15561 March 27, 2019
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smegmadon

The stinkiest of all dinosaurs, having an over-sized smegma gland.
That smegmadon fossil stinks like shit!
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Smegadon

Smegadon is the build up of smegma on a mans penis in jurassic proportions.
Girl: Tonight is your luck night big boy.
Boy: (pulls down pants)
Girl: I no longer wish to give you a blow job as it seems you have a large Smegadon residing on the end of your penis.
by crabstein December 17, 2008
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Shmegladon

Cheese under ur moist wet hairy balls
Bro my dick hurts I might have shmegladon”
by Jaymizz December 22, 2017
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Smegladon

A man who never cleans his foreskin allowing an enormous amount of dick cheese (smegma) to build up giving of a putrid smell
Yo I was about to suck off Dave but his dick stank like shit, man is a complete smegladon
by Smegmalord69 August 16, 2020
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Smegaroni and Cheese

When ejaculate gets stuck under the foreskin.
You see that? That’s Smegaroni and Cheese!
by smashcentury July 27, 2022
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