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A more scientifically correct way of describing your penis, without sounding too rude.
"Mmmm, i'm happy with my gland".

"His gland is more impressive than mine".
by Huggy Steve July 28, 2006
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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My glands was covered with semen after she gave me fellatio
by AC December 26, 2003
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Gland is good... it is also a city with a round about with penis bushes

PS if you don’t trust the Glandois whom has written this, search in the internet
Greg: ho! Hi neighbor!
neighbor: hi Greg! I love riding big Gland!
by Ghloes July 30, 2019
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