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A quiet depressed sort of guy. He's kind of like a "popular loner". Everyone gets along with him but he doesn't have any close friends. He is very funny when he wants to be and can drive a conversation. He's also insanely good at video games. He will kick your ass in every single game. If he ever gets a girlfriend he will never let go. If she leaves him he will be devastated and never love again. He shows that he doesn't care about other people's opinion yet secretly he is very insecure. He's smart but he doesn't really try in school so his grades don't reflect his intelligence. He also loves music. It's his lifeline. Be careful though. If you hurt his loved ones (family, friends, s/o) he will mess you up, he can't control his anger and will go all out on you. All around, he's a mixed guy. He can be friendly, loyal and genuine. But he can also be very depressed and quiet.
"Oh look its Sambed. He's more quiet than usual today." "Oh he's listening to music, lets just leave him alone."
Sambed by Zenruse December 2, 2021
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Andy Samberg 

Cast member on Saturday Night Live from 2005-Present.

Is part of a team known as "The Lonely Island," and is one of "The Dudes."

Andy Samberg is very entertaining and not to bad on the eyes!
Andy Samberg by Yowza Yowza February 2, 2006
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Sambed samed Sammed Sameed sambid Sambuddha Samedin SABED sabedin sambada
A guy who can score some major ass in the gay circles. This word originates from the gay circles of Copenhagen and it has been used to describe the so called 'players' of the gay world
Dude, Check that guy out! He's a real smabedab!
smabedab by Smabedab February 15, 2008
Extreme homosexual that prefers it in the ear. Also known as A.J. or Crunchwrap. A sambado is the one that plays all the sports that involve physical contact with other men. Sambados are often aroused by gingers and penis loving robots.
"Hey sambado"

"Call me A.J."

You are a FUCKING HOMO!"
Sambado by WillyFlynn May 8, 2010

Andy Samberg 

the hottest person ever
he is in the best show ever, Brooklyn 99
person 1: he is the hottest person in the world
person 2: i know, Andy Samberg is sooo hot
Samved is a god and the best person to ever exist. If this site says it, then it's true :)
Samved is a god
Samved by MercyXTD December 13, 2021

Andy Samberg 

Cast member of Saturday Night Live, also starring in many shows, such as: Yo Gabba Gabba, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Hot Rod, Arrested Development, I Love You, Man, Space Chimps, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, 2009 MTV Movie Awards, and Bollywood Hero. An all around funny guy, who, from 2001 to today, was/is active in shows, sketches, and comedy in general. Andy is a Jew and is also known very well for his sketches in The Lonely Island. He is in many music videos, such as: Jizz In My Pants, I'm on a Boat, Dick in a Box, Motherlover, Like a Boss, Lazy Sunday, and one of his most recent ones, I Threw It To The Ground. Many of these are for sale on an album named Incredibad.
Man 1: Did you see SNL last night?
Man 2: No, why?
Man 1: Ahh, man. It was hilarious! I tell you, that Andy Samberg is one funny guy!
Andy Samberg by cactuses October 17, 2009