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A quiet depressed sort of guy. He's kind of like a "popular loner". Everyone gets along with him but he doesn't have any close friends. He is very funny when he wants to be and can drive a conversation. He's also insanely good at video games. He will kick your ass in every single game. If he ever gets a girlfriend he will never let go. If she leaves him he will be devastated and never love again. He shows that he doesn't care about other people's opinion yet secretly he is very insecure. He's smart but he doesn't really try in school so his grades don't reflect his intelligence. He also loves music. It's his lifeline. Be careful though. If you hurt his loved ones (family, friends, s/o) he will mess you up, he can't control his anger and will go all out on you. All around, he's a mixed guy. He can be friendly, loyal and genuine. But he can also be very depressed and quiet.
"Oh look its Sambed. He's more quiet than usual today." "Oh he's listening to music, lets just leave him alone."
Sambed by Zenruse December 2, 2021
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Andy Samberg 

Cast member on Saturday Night Live from 2005-Present.

Is part of a team known as "The Lonely Island," and is one of "The Dudes."

Andy Samberg is very entertaining and not to bad on the eyes!
Andy Samberg by Yowza Yowza February 2, 2006
Related Words
Sambed • samed • Sammed • Sameed • sambid • Sambuddha • Samedin • SABED • sabedin • sambada
A guy who can score some major ass in the gay circles. This word originates from the gay circles of Copenhagen and it has been used to describe the so called 'players' of the gay world
Dude, Check that guy out! He's a real smabedab!
smabedab by Smabedab February 15, 2008
Extreme homosexual that prefers it in the ear. Also known as A.J. or Crunchwrap. A sambado is the one that plays all the sports that involve physical contact with other men. Sambados are often aroused by gingers and penis loving robots.
"Hey sambado"

"Call me A.J."

You are a FUCKING HOMO!"
Sambado by WillyFlynn May 8, 2010

Andy Samberg 

the hottest person ever
he is in the best show ever, Brooklyn 99
person 1: he is the hottest person in the world
person 2: i know, Andy Samberg is sooo hot
Samved is a god and the best person to ever exist. If this site says it, then it's true :)
Samved is a god
Samved by MercyXTD December 13, 2021

Andy Samberg 

Cast member of Saturday Night Live, also starring in many shows, such as: Yo Gabba Gabba, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Hot Rod, Arrested Development, I Love You, Man, Space Chimps, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, 2009 MTV Movie Awards, and Bollywood Hero. An all around funny guy, who, from 2001 to today, was/is active in shows, sketches, and comedy in general. Andy is a Jew and is also known very well for his sketches in The Lonely Island. He is in many music videos, such as: Jizz In My Pants, I'm on a Boat, Dick in a Box, Motherlover, Like a Boss, Lazy Sunday, and one of his most recent ones, I Threw It To The Ground. Many of these are for sale on an album named Incredibad.
Man 1: Did you see SNL last night?
Man 2: No, why?
Man 1: Ahh, man. It was hilarious! I tell you, that Andy Samberg is one funny guy!
Andy Samberg by cactuses October 17, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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