Sammed

To receive a kick, punch or similar blow to the crotch, in public.

Often causing not just severe pain, but anger and great embarrassment.

A funny spectacle for others to watch.
Simmilar to owned/pwnd

Member of public: "Dude you got sammed"

by Nic Palmer May 20, 2008

Sammed

Being left out, third wheeled, spare tired or flat out shunned so hard you feel disgusted and don't want to live anymore.

"Duuuude, last night I got sammed so hard by these two kids making out."


"The evening started nicely, wii bowling, couple of drinks but I felt pretty sammed when they started making out"            

by Scotch Mints? February 17, 2009

Sammed

When a bitch takes your shit away. Usually they will use manipulation, stealing, acting as victim, blackmailing, etc. to get your resources.

Johny Depp totally got Sammed for a little bit by Amber Heard.

by ModernArtFart May 5, 2022

Sammed

To ejeculate or cause someone to orgasm without physical cause merely with eye-contact.

she looked at me and i totally Sammed in my pants.

by ewokery October 21, 2009

Sammed

Toe be samuried. To defeat/be defeated in a samurai-like way.

Bitch got sammed in that fight yesterday!

by Anabasis March 17, 2010

Sam

Very caring, very gentle and caring. Likes talking with people, doesnt like drama. Can be really funny.

Sam:Kys Me:LMAOO

by valeatstoes September 12, 2021

Sam

sam i am

sam he is

by Randomships December 13, 2020