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Samawich 

The act of having sex with some one between the mattress and bed frame.

Used to apply more pressure to achieve a tighter feel for both parties. Usually the female is Samawiched but can be used for gay couples as well.
Dude the chick I am seeing at the moment said I want to try something new so I showed her the Samawich. She loved the extra pressure from the Samawich press.

The only issue is the air supply so I am installing a scuba setup for longer durations.
Samawich by Hole of Knowledge December 12, 2018
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samawich 

A Samawich is a sandwich which contains Salamander meat. You can add any additional condiments you like.
Dude when I was stranded on the island after my boat sank I had to make a samawich every day. It was actually quite tasty with some seaweed.
samawich by Hole of Knowledge December 4, 2018
Alternate way of saying Sandwich, however unlike a "Sandwich", which can mean anything that is placed in-between cooked dough, such as rolls,(ice cream sandwich, Submarine Sandwich, or even the burger), "Samwich" is distinct in that it refers to a sandwich that is made with "at least two slices of bread" often with cold meat; sometimes with lettuce, tomato, and/or cheese.

Though it uses sliced bread it is not always white bread, and can include whole grain or wheat.The bread can be coated with any condiments to enhance flavor& texture, and eaten with or without the crust. Samwiches are a popular lunch food, typically taken to work, school, or picnics as a packed lunch.

Not to be confused with "Samich", an alternate pronunciation of 'sandwich'; or "sandwich wrap" which is made with flatbread. Or a manwich which is a Sloppy joe 'burger'.
The Iconic "Ham samwich"
Peanut butter & jelly samwich
Bologna samwich
Roast beef samwich
Club samwich,
Cucumber samwich
Toasted or grilled cheese samwich
English Samwich,
Tuna samwich
and sometimes Egg salad samwich(if it uses sliced bread)
Samwich by Sotesf November 10, 2013

Samaicha 

Look at that samaicha over there

Look at that pair of right Samaicha's over there

If you're not careful you'll turn into a right Samaicha

That was a bit Samaicha wasn't it?
Samaicha by samaicha September 9, 2010

Samdwich 

The holy matrimony of two pieces of bread and all the goodness in between, creating something only to be described as, a samdwich.
"I had myself a ham an cheeze samdwich earlier, quite delicioso"

Mom- "How was your samdwich I made you?"

Me- " It was so good I can't even"
Samdwich by Jackblackz October 13, 2014
The name of the condition when a woman is so old, her nipples become grey.
"God, I can't take one more day working at that nursing home!"
"Yeah, if I had to sponge bathe that Sakawich I'd quit too"
Sakawich by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006