Sakawich

The name of the condition when a woman is so old, her nipples become grey.

"God, I can't take one more day working at that nursing home!"
"Yeah, if I had to sponge bathe that Sakawich I'd quit too"

Sakawich by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006

Samawich 

The act of having sex with some one between the mattress and bed frame.

Used to apply more pressure to achieve a tighter feel for both parties. Usually the female is Samawiched but can be used for gay couples as well.

Dude the chick I am seeing at the moment said I want to try something new so I showed her the Samawich. She loved the extra pressure from the Samawich press.

The only issue is the air supply so I am installing a scuba setup for longer durations.

Samawich by Hole of Knowledge December 12, 2018

Sacawich 

The disscoloration of old saggy nipples

"Dude, I totally saw your granny's sacawich"

Sacawich by Immortal_Jake April 16, 2006

samawich 

A Samawich is a sandwich which contains Salamander meat. You can add any additional condiments you like.

Dude when I was stranded on the island after my boat sank I had to make a samawich every day. It was actually quite tasty with some seaweed.

samawich by Hole of Knowledge December 4, 2018