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hey.its.sam.wel 

hey.its.sam.wel is a really cool person and i lvoe them to bits!!!!!! you should go follow them on tiktok because i said so. if you follow sam you are automatically cool and everyone will love you.

p.s you may aswell follow mitskisbffrealnotfake on tiktok 😊😊
"hey did you see hey.its.sam.wel's new tiktok?"
"no ew who is that"
"wtf go look rn"
Samits: A Cute word to decsribe a cute anime/manga girl

Me and my friends saw a real adorable picture of Tessa in Full Metal panic (the manga) and she was eating a sandwhich therefore SAMITS!
That Mary on Harvest moon you know? the Librarian She's Samits!
samits by JoshB March 13, 2005
the man who may not always get the "bartender" but in the end, he will get the girl that matters. he is a true gentleman that any woman would be lucky to share a moment with.
ashley is one lucky girl. she is with a true samit
samit by AnnArbor October 22, 2008
Samit samit
Yes papa?
Watching hentai?
No papa!
Telling lies?
No papa!
Show me your history
*anime sex noises*
Hey samit, samit samit samit troll face epic meme

The Dirty Samit 

When a male twists his fingers to make it a swastika, then proceeds to shove it up another masculine ass hole, while saluting Adolf Hitler and praising Osama Bin Ladin at the same time
When I get home I’m going to pull out The Dirty Samit
The Dirty Samit by Steven Gostovski September 10, 2020

SAMIT JAKHAR 

Noob for life. Was declared tranny by hourable porn director Mr.AshishA . Got his father as a classmate. Thinks he can beat up WWE wrestlers but gets belted by every fucking guy. He has got 100 proposals in his old school both boys and girls have proposed him. Coz they were confused abt his gender. Got really cool frnds and classmates but still is a grade A loner. If u ppl r reading this and still didnt hit samit u r one his community. Wait can I mention his caste He is an OBC. Coz even if the bus has only 4 ppl , he sits awayyyyyyyyy from em. Don't forget to hit that cool looking gay fuck.
Chee SAMIT JAKHAR is a GAY!!!
SAMIT JAKHAR by PSBN:CONFESSIONS October 15, 2019
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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