sam sucks

A phrase in which one describes a man named Sam and how much he sucks.

"Sam sucks!"

by Daegon1O November 4, 2013

sam sucksalot

A fat ass who has no care for humanity and has no pullout game he's the biggest cock sucking faggot you'll ever meet his nickname is Frank. Give him so much shit

I fucking hate Sam sucksalot

by Swaggerballsagger August 23, 2017

does sam suck olivias nuts

yes. yes he sure does

summer: tells sam something
sam: gets all defensive
so does sam suck olivias nuts? yes ma’am

by summerisrllycoolman September 3, 2019

sucka sam

This guy acts so hard but can't speak English drives what his grand daddy had is scared and obsessed with his grand daddy.

Sucka sam: hi Grand daddy
Grand daddy: hold on I'm fuckn ur Mom
Get off my Dick fag

by RightNowRN January 29, 2024

Sam House's socks of win

Socks which are incomprehensibly win.

Sam your socks...they're SO WIN

Sam what sort of win were you on when you bought those socks?

Hae you seen Sam House's socks of win? They are!

by The original FailBoy July 16, 2010

Suck for Sam

Something that became Sam Sucks.

It was Suck for Sam. Now it's Sam Sucks. Nice job with the 3rd overall pick.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018