Sam Neill 

Possibly the greatest actor of all time. He was born in Ireland on September 14, 1947 and moved to New Zealand when he was 7. Smart, handsome and totally über-cool, he has starred in great movies such as Jurassic Park, The Dish, The Piano, Irresistible, Merlin, Event Horizon, Dead Calm, Death in Brunswick, A Cry in the Dark, My Brilliant Career, Wimbledon and Perfect Strangers.
Sam was almost cast for the role of James Bond 007, but lost out to Timothy Dalton (who is ugly).
Sam also makes his own wine, called Two Paddocks.
He is the greatest guy ever.

"Who's that awesome guy who played Alan Grant in Jurassic Park?"
"Sam Neill of course, the coolest guy on the planet!"

Sam Neill by Cristina_S October 5, 2006

Sam O’nella Academy 

A online YouTube academy that, unlike salmonella, will improve your body with delicious knowledge juice every 2-3 months to improve your brain

Human 1 “Man I just got an F on this test”
Human 2 “DUDE, I told you to watch Newest Video on the Sam O’nella Academy”

Sam O’nella Academy by Small sad human January 6, 2019

Sam O'Nella 

The only white lad canonically able to say the n-word.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see the newest Sam O'Nella episode?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard that he said the n-word.

Sam O'Nella by Eel on Musk September 30, 2019

Sam O'Nella Academy 

A wise youtube channel . Perfect for studying history (ex. for a test)

Hey, I watched Sam O'Nella Academy last night... got an A on my test. Also Sigmund Freud was a pretty weird dude.

Sam O'Nella Academy by Gateway To Milk August 16, 2018

sam o'nella academy 

A youtuber

Hey look its sam o'nella academy

sam o'nella academy by TylerdakillerT225 May 17, 2018

Sam O’Nella

The supreme overlord of [short] YouTube videos which educate you on random subjects.

Person1: Hey have you heard anything about new Sam O’Nella videos?
Person2: Nah, he’s probably busy with work or something. He’ll return one day.

Sam O’Nella by Sauce boi June 13, 2021

Pulling a Sam O' Nella 

"Pulling a Sam O' Nella" refers to the act of suddenly disappearing for quite a long amount of time and then suddenly reappearing. This phrase was formed as a satirical homage to the Youtuber 'Sam O' Nella' as he suddenly stopped uploading/disappeared in January of 2020, then reappeared suddenly without a warning in October of 2022.

Q: Yo sorry for pulling a Sam O' Nella, I was busy on the weekend.
A: It's aight bro.

Pulling a Sam O' Nella by nasgor22 October 19, 2022