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The flag of the greatest country on earth, SCOTLAND. Originated in Greece with the death of St.Andrew on a x-shaped cross, but made famous when the Picts and Scots united in battle to see the English defeated under cross-shaped clouds on a blue sky.

Fuck England and all its people, they can suck my Scottish Dick!!!

Saltire by Ali Redpath September 6, 2004

Saltire

Saltire is a big scottish scary man in GDI
He has a big sword called a claymore

He has the iconic gas mask and anger issues

He has a large family

His adopted children are C1n and Kore
His ex-son is called Ezekil

"Saltire, Scottish people are only englishmen in women's skirts"

Saltire by anonymous October 22, 2020

Related Words

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saltine splash

To ejaculate in someones mouth causing a salty aftertaste.

I quenched her thirst with a saltine splash.

saltine splash by Fautbauxter August 28, 2007

Shitty Satire

Offensive Words Or Statements Said Just To Be Said. They Are Said With No Intent To Be Funny, Comedic Or Have Humor Involved. Shitty Satire Is Mostly Used With No Context, Meaning, Considered Socially Unexpectable And Highly Offensive To Most People. Not To Be Confused With Terms Such As "Jokes", "Dark Humor" Or "Offensive Humor" Where They Need A Punchline Or Where It Is Meant To Be Funny.

"The Reason I Said Those Offensive Things Was For Shitty Satire. I Didn't Mean It At All."

Shitty Satire by MacKRacKGacK February 25, 2023

Big Saltine

The greatest white rapper ever. Throws it down for the Chi. Can be seen with an entourage including all members of BTL. Lil Krakka, Welch's The Grapeman, Poppa P, Young Blunt, Redikalis M.A.T., H-Kron, Chukee D, and Midget Man.

LaTrell: Yo you here that new Big Saltine joint

Markezion: Ya it flyer than a mofucka

Thomas: He did appear to sound very good on his new song

Big Saltine by BrockP October 27, 2010

Saltine

A salty white person. Referring to the slang term cracker as a white person.

Bro stop being a saltine

Saltine by Pause Applause April 22, 2017

Find the saltine

A game mad famous on the popular T.V. show scrubs. The game is played by one person placing a saltine within view somewhere on their person and challenging others to spot it.

A typical game of Find the saltine
Janitor "takes saltine from turk's shirt"

Turk "do you play?"

Janitor "takes saltine from own shirt"

Find the saltine by honkyhater69 November 27, 2011

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026