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Englishmen

Englishman- a stuck up snob from the eastern part of the UK, south of scotland, east of wales and west of france, Englishmen were usually found shagging sheep in mediavel times, but because there was no fine for shagging a sheep, welshmen used to steal sheep and if they got caught they would say they were going to shag it to prevent them from being fined, hence why the welsh are sometimes known as "sheepshaggers" englishmen believe that they are better than any other country in the UK when in fact they are not. englishmen have many different accents because they are so argumentitive they couldnt decide on one accent. the scots,welsh and irish usually hate the english because of theyre smugness they are usually chavvy and take drugs.
person 1-" look at that smug chavvy bastard wearing baggy clothes and shagging a sheep"

person 2-"thats my brother you prick"

person 1-"oh you must be the englishmen family thats just moved here then"
by Limezuk September 9, 2011
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south african englishmen

Defined as South Africans who were raised with an English speaking head. ''We think, talk and act in that modern day Latin'', the other verbal stuff doesn't have the same meaning as English does.
Afrikaner: ''Kom met my toe Engelsman''
south african englishmen: ''What is wrong with you I'm busy''
by Danny Rae February 19, 2014
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non-englisher

a person who cant say or use English words properly in a sentence
Maria is a non-englisher and a slow typer bc she cant put words properly together.
by AllEyesOnMeee_ April 28, 2019
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englishping

An abused child who likes to clean people in minecraft.

Stats.
Toxic 100.
Braincells 2.
englishping is an idiot
by 20PI March 27, 2020
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Englishian

One who prides him/herself of mastery of the English language in its purest form. The term is often prefixed with the origin, as in "he's an American Englishian" or "she was a widely published British Englishian".

Looking for more background info, history of the movement, etc.
"Englishians have repeatedly denounced the term 'monetize' as an English word."
by kavehg March 18, 2010
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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman

A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.

The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"

The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".
by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009
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Dirty Englishman

One must either brew, or mix, his tea in the girl's vagina. This is the most primitive form of teabagging in its most literal form. Once the tea of choice has been properly made, enjoy the rewards and have a sip of the Dirty Englishman.
At tea time I gave me girl a dirty englishman, she mixed it up real well. Next time I'm going to need a Filthy Crumpet
by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006
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