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verb (used with object or person), saltified, saltifying

1. becoming upset over a situation or topic that is shameful, embarrassing or offense towards one's self

2. to become salty, or in other words 'upset'
I am going to saltify this BK Randy in a match of Black Ops III.
saltify by ZAP'd Designs October 27, 2015
Someone with some pretty lit music🔥
That Saltic was pretty neatly with that remix
Saltic by MarcoPololo August 7, 2017

saltic pirate 

When the guy about to "explode", he kicks her in the leg, and skeets in her eye, making her a one eyed, one legged pirate!
dude! have you seen her? She has an eyepatch and her leg has a huge bruise!!

Oh, didnt you hear, _____ gave her a saltic pirate.

Salticane 

For reference, see: Salty Storm

A Salticane is an upgrade from a Salty Storm. A Salticane is cum that is so thick and salty that it yields a high probability of causing great bodily harm, death, or total property loss upon direct impact. A Salticane may also cause mild - moderate damage to other persons or property in close range. A Salticane may cause damage to the penis of the man launching to Salticane. Additionally, anyone within 50 feet of the Salticane should seek shelter as soon as possible.
Doctor: "What is wrong today, sir?"

Man: "I had a huge Salticane last night...My girlfriend is dead, my house is a mess, and worst of all my penis ruptured. Think I will ever have a girlfriend again?"

Doctor: "Not with that messed up cock"
Salticane by Cum Prepared January 8, 2016
To speak in a salty manner, to say something sarcastically and/or bitterly. Conjugation of salty.
"The first thing I'll do when I meet Harry Styles is ask for money," Jess said saltily.
saltily by The Extra Salt Master October 20, 2017

salticidae 

Satan spawn
Omg is that salticidae?!

Child murder! :D
salticidae by Pyrite! February 16, 2022
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