saltinies

Mini saltines that taste so good!

'MMM! I love these saltinies! They are smaller saltines, and don't crumble everywhere!

by Name12344121 January 18, 2008

saltinies

A smaller, yet yummier Saltine Premium Cracker. They are thinner so that they do not crumble everywhere when you put them in your mouth.

Pass me one of those saltinies for my soup!

by Name12344121 January 18, 2008

saltine splash

To ejaculate in someones mouth causing a salty aftertaste.

I quenched her thirst with a saltine splash.

by Fautbauxter August 28, 2007

Big Saltine

The greatest white rapper ever. Throws it down for the Chi. Can be seen with an entourage including all members of BTL. Lil Krakka, Welch's The Grapeman, Poppa P, Young Blunt, Redikalis M.A.T., H-Kron, Chukee D, and Midget Man.

LaTrell: Yo you here that new Big Saltine joint

Markezion: Ya it flyer than a mofucka

Thomas: He did appear to sound very good on his new song

by BrockP October 27, 2010

saltining

When a male takes his erect penis and smashes a Saltine cracker with it.

Yo bro, lets go saltining.

by The Big Boom September 6, 2011

Satinism

A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.

It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.

"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."

by LordHarambe8789 November 22, 2016

Saltine

A salty white person. Referring to the slang term cracker as a white person.

Bro stop being a saltine

by Pause Applause April 22, 2017