Salt Mines 

The last place on earth you'd want to be.

Boss: Ok see you in the office tomorrow morning.

Employee: Ok see you in the Salt Mines

Salt Mines by YournextBunny08 October 21, 2010

Salt Mines 

An excess of, or a hive-minded large mass group in one or many areas made up of individual humans acting in a "salty" manner. Many if not all of these humans make up a significant portion of the population who do not use their natural homo-sapien intelligence or intuition to an extent that is possible or practical, and instead because salty as they have been misguided to believe that their lives and/or freedoms are at stake and the only way to combat this is to act in this "Salty" manner.

An effective memetic term coined by vloggers and journalists utilized prominently after the success of the Donald Trump campain in the 2016 election and the protests by Social Justice Warriors following the election. The Protests showed parallels and similarities to and in fact had a higher turnout than both the Black Lives Matter protests and riots in the U.S., and the butthurt brexit protesters in the U.K. who wanted to remain in the EU.

Salty meaning angry, agitated, or upset because something didn't go they way they wanted it to. Essentially a large group of"triggered" (triggered in the social justice warrior context as opposed to the post traumatic stress disorder context) spoiled grown up children.

So to summarize, it is a large group of salty protesters, metaphorically resembling a rich and abundant salt mine.

These anti-trump protesters around the world contain so much salt that we no longer need to venture into caves to salt our fries for the next decade, salt mines have been created for us all across the country!

Salt Mines by Aegishjalmur November 14, 2016

salt mines 

Owner of a large quantity of salt, reaching a higher level of saltiness than someone who is just merely "salty."

Observer1: Yo, that kid just got straight up owned for free.
Observer2: Yea man, he's mad salty.
Observer1: Salt mines owner for sure.

salt mines by FreetosLay August 23, 2011

Back to the Salt Mines

To go back to tedious work after a good break.

Kids: "Laughing", "Talking"
Teacher: Alright lets get "Back to the Salt Mines"

Back to the Salt Mines by Pasty White Boys January 14, 2019

Saltines

Most simple, delightful, addictive cracker every created. Put em' in soup, put some peanutbutter on em, heck do what ya want. Eat a sleeve if your hungry. Cheap and delicious.

Even got their own challange.

1) " Hey want a saltine?"

- "I could never eat just one"

2) "hey want some soup?"

- na I dont have some saltine crackers ... that'd be stupid

3) Got one minute to eat 6 saltines! Go!

Saltines by saltiney February 21, 2011

Pack-of-saltines 

A school bus full of white kids

Guy 1: There are so many white kids on this bus.

Guy 2: Yeah its a pack-of-saltines.

Pack-of-saltines by weather channel rocks March 6, 2012

Saltiness 

League of Legends ranked queues

Damn that game was filled with so much salt, I though I might die from saltiness

Saltiness by ArchSleuth2604 June 28, 2017