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Salped

Person 1: the dog just salped on me
Person 2: damn
by ismelllikeawoman17293 August 2, 2020
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Salted Fish Community Services

The best organisation to ever exist!
Titled SFCS for short.
People who don't believe in its supremacy should cease to exist.
Person 1: Do you believe in Salted Fish Community Services supremacy?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: No

Person 2 was awarded with $649873463728856472489657623746984375689 and Person 3 was never to be seen again...
by a potato on the internet ._. November 16, 2021
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Lightly Salted

To be upset, agitated, or bitter towards someone or something. Like being salty but only a little bit.
"YOU MAD BRO!?!?"

"Alright I'm not gonna lie I'm lightly salted right now."
by Kashmando August 11, 2014
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Salted Waffle

Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.
Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...

Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!
by That's a Damn Shame March 30, 2015
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Scalped

When you snatch a weave so hard it literally takes the skin off your head
Have you heard rhianna's new album? Beyoncé is scalped
by get scalped August 29, 2017
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Greta Salpeter

Born Febuary 12, 1988, she Ex-singer/pianist of The Hush Sound, now has a solo career. She is gorgeous and cute and dorky. She is a vegan. She has guest- starred on Forgive Durden's Razia's Shadow concept album. She has worked with musical genius Patrick Stump on THS's second studio album, Like Vines, and multi-talented Brendon Urie on the song, "Don't Wake Me Up".
Greta is talented.
Greta is beautiful.
Greta is dorky.
Greta has a great voice and can play more instruments than you.
LOVE HER.
1. "Wow, Greta Salpeter's voice is just stunning!"
2. "I wish I was Greta Salpeter! Her curls are to die for!"
3. "Greta Salpeter deserves a Grammy."
by Nice Girls Finish First August 28, 2009
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Salted My Kipper

guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78
by Stripes Go Faster! June 3, 2009
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