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To shove a slim jim up ones anus.
Dustin Jones accidentally slipped and slimanused himself
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salmonussy

Who needs their salmonussy are??
salmonussy by Nightlurker August 4, 2021
News of a sexual nature that people can't help but want to learn more about. Usually in reference to politicians who can't keep it in their pants.

Corruption of 'salacious' and 'delicious'.
South Carolina Gov. Sanford was having an affair with a married Argentinean? That's so salicious!
salicious by politicalscumbag June 24, 2009
The best family to ever exist
OMG he’s a Slimings “ can I have an autograph
Slimings by Anonymous guy 556 November 23, 2018

Salumious 

An internal heart illumination of love. The articulation of the feeling you get when you heart is about to burst with love, pride, adoration and endless possibilities.
When she took me by the hand and said Poppa you are my best friend; it was the most SALUMIOUS feeling I have ever experienced.
Salumious by Mommma J December 3, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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