Salmonyla 

Pronounced (sal-mo-ny-la)

A disease in which one has the ability to produce extremely large amounts of cum without controlling it. The loads have been known to range between .9 and 1.1 liters.

Rob- Hey Brendan, what the fuck happened here ? It was fucking skyler again, he rained on a girl and just left her there passed out. When I asked him what happened, he told me he was unable to control his salmonyla because he forgot to take his pills.

Dave- Hey i have the disease too !

Salmonyla by Da Byla October 20, 2009

Mohammed bin Salmonella 

Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.

- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."

Mohammed bin Salmonella by O. W. Tongueincheek December 9, 2021

Salmonellafitzgerald 

A disease that causes the infected person to look like Ella Fitzgerald, a famous musician. Another symptom is random and spontaneous "scat" singing. The only known cure is to lick a chimp.

"I have....Salmonellafitzgerald! Ba do boop, zibbidy bop sha waaaahhhh!"

Salmonellafitzgerald by Jsuper John November 8, 2011

ass-salmonella

A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.

Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!

ass-salmonella by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

SalmonHand 

An expression of mis-understanding or general confusion, Often demonstrated with the waving of a hand and followed by the noise of someone being trapped, rather confusingly underwater.

Person A "hey so cheese finger scary tuesday"
Person B "SalmonHand" *underwater noise*

SalmonHand by JohnC86 March 22, 2009

salmonella 

A myth perpetuated by the evil to prevent the innocent from enjoying one of life's most simple pleasures.

An Innocent Person Who Has Done No Wrong: Awesome I'm gonna eat this cookie dough!
Satan: No, you'll get salmonella.

salmonella by thelemonwarrior March 9, 2016

Casa de Salmonella 

A vile, wretched or disgusting Mexican restaurant. A truck stop in Wyoming, where they pour a burrito onto your plate out of a can. Any eating establishment where the food will place you in a race with the Devil for the nearest bathroom. A restaurant which, if it caught on fire, would cause cockroaches to stampede out like a heard of buffalo.

A roach-coach with a painting of the Virgin Mary on the side, and at least one missing tire, is the Casa de Salmonella.

Casa de Salmonella by Bloater October 17, 2011