Definitions by MellowYello

Disappearing Salami 

The disappearing salami is another term for banging your mom. This term is disguised as a "Magic Trick". This word is told to naive people or small children what you were doing in there mother's room.

Kid- What were you doing in my mom's room?

Strange Man- I was preforming a magic trick!

Kid- What's it called?

Strange Man- Shh its a secret...

Kid- Tell me!

Strange Man- The disappearing salami...

Mom- Arthur, come back to bed!

Disappearing Salami by MellowYello April 6, 2013

fenna 

v. going to do
Derived from the term "feeling to" and commenly used in the midwest.

I fenna do my homework... after I take a nap.

fenna by mellowyello June 11, 2003

spatulate 

v. to bludgeon some with a spatula

If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.

spatulate by mellowyello June 11, 2003