Saint Patricks Day 

A wonderful reason to get completely shitfaced before noon, then take a nap, and do it again that evening. Celebrated heavily from the midwest to east coast by everyone, not just exclusively Irish folks. In the Chicagoland are, Saint Patricks Day is nearly a weeklong celebration of booze and parades.

Mister Delicious is lucky as hell. His birthday is on Saint Patricks Day.

Saint Patricks Day by mister delicious February 24, 2007

saint patricks day 

The only day of the year where everyone is Irish

1. I'm Irish

2. No your not. You look Filipino as anything

1. Didn't you hear? Today's saint patricks day!

2. Well that means I'm Irish too! Let's go drink our brains out

saint patricks day by DizzyLizzy March 19, 2007

saint patricks day 

an excuse for tiny, ginger irish men to be noticed, as they never are because they are so small they sometimes get stepped on. this is disguised as a holiday in which teachers mess up their classrooms and lie to children.

"are you drunk?"
"yea, but its thanksgiving"
saint patricks day :)

saint patricks day by dirty leprechaun man November 30, 2019

Saint Patrick's Day

St Patrick's day is held on March 17th.
It is the date that Saint Patrick died. Saint Patrick is the man who is said to have introduced the catholic religion to Ireland. He tried to explain "the trinity" (3 people in the one god) with a three leafed plant called a shamrock. Hence the shamrock has significance for the day. Originally the day was important only in Ireland but because of the large numbers of Irish people who emigrated abroad and the colorfulness of the celebration the tradition spread around the world.

In Ireland St. Patrick's day is celebrated with a parade of floats, bands and marchers in each towns main street. Unfortunately because of the time of the year it invariably rains on the day.

Saint Patrick's Day by Greg March 17, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

A day when you gather around a keg of Guinness and drink like there's no tomorrow.

Bill Lumbergh: "Yeah, and I'd like to remind you that tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, so if you'd like to, you can go ahead and come to work...uh...shit-faced. Yeah, that'd be greeaat."

Saint Patrick's Day by Nick D March 18, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

one of the better holidays, where people who aren't even irish pretend to be, and everyone gets drunk.

On Saint Patrick's Day, we all wore green hats and drank whiskey

Saint Patrick's Day by IrishRepublicanArmy March 8, 2004

Saint Patrick’s day

A holiday that promotes discrimination against people who don’t wear green

People who don’t wear green get treated unfairly on Saint Patrick’s day

Saint Patrick’s day by Dubiks December 24, 2018