Sahvan 

The hype guy, sexy, charming and funny

He’s the Sahvan of the friend group

Sahvan by Currymuncher1028363920 November 24, 2021

sahvan 

Bitch.

Man he's such a Sahvan.

sahvan by Zaldridge December 2, 2016

turd savant

Someone who demonstrates extraordinary skill and knowledge about anything related to poop.

That turd savant could smell your shit blindfolded and tell you what you ate for breakfast!

turd savant by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

lazy savant

One who is a genius, but also spends most of their time in bed.

Smarter than everybody else they've ever met, but also lazier than all of them too.

Such is the burden of being a lazy savant.

"That lazy savant guy on twitter just bested me in a battle of wits, as is his habit."

"I wish I was half as brilliant as that lazy savant guy."

lazy savant by Jaythenerdkid September 22, 2013

sahana 

She's a brilliant friend who will listen to you no matter what. The name literally means patience. She is really funny and she will care for you more than you think. She is an angel in disguise who knows to handle situation with ease and perfection. If treated right, she can give you the whole world just to make you smile. One should treat her well if he/she wants to be treated well because she's a believer in "tit for tat". If you are looking for a person with a warm heart, Sahana is the one you are looking for. If you have Sahana as a friend, you have an angel as a friend.

Oh my god! You have got Sahana as your friend? Just like a needle in a haystack.

sahana by BlothHoondr November 23, 2020

Study Hall Savant 

A young, ignorant know it all.

Sydney was an expert on everything at his school and on the net, a true study hall savant.

Study Hall Savant by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

alcoholic savant

A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.

Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"

John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."

alcoholic savant by Louisiana Gold May 18, 2009