When advanced freakish science/medical malpractice is practiced upon an individual to render them unto the form of a cow, in varying degrees of accuracy, likeness, functionality and general success.
It appeared to huey that his own son had foregone the rectum replacement and in it's stead, had gone and rendered him "surgically cowinated..."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'