Sealing 

As with planking, sealing refers to the act of spontaneously and often inconveniently laying on the ground. However, when sealing, one must support their upper body on straight arms, and look to the sky.

Did you see Nanea and Colton sealing in the crosswalk the other day?

Sealing by Tribert November 13, 2011

Sealing 

A feeling that occurs after someone remembers something they couldn't remember for a short or long time. It's when you get that comfortable, settling feeling in your stomach after figuring something out. It's that epiphany or sudden realization.

"I couldn't figure out who else had been in that movie. After going through a bunch of actors in my mind that didn't seem right to me, I thought of Johnny Depp. That was it! A sealing feeling overcame me."

Sealing by Katie K. July 1, 2008

Sealing 

The act of ejaculating between each page of a book over a period of months; such that when you have reached the back cover, the book is sealed shut and its secrets forever secured.

Great Great Grandpa Jack spent half a year sealing the family bible back in ought-twelve. We wish he hadn't.

Sealing by Gutbang November 16, 2011

sealing 

Performed in mormon temples, it is their marriage ceremony, which is performed at a sacred altar within the temple.

A prerequisite to the sealing is that the the man takes his bride to be through the veil of the temple at the end of the mormon endowment, thereby learning her "new name". The wife never is to know her husbands "name". Because in the wording of the sealing ordinance, the woman gives herself to the man, and the man takes her unto himself. A man can be sealed to an unlimited number of women as long as the previous wife is dead, but a woman can only be sealed to one man. Thus while mormons do not practice polygamy in life, it is still a part of their doctrine, and will exist in the "celestial kingdom" aka mormon heaven.

sealing, sealings, eternal marriage, polygamy

sealing by The light bringer December 13, 2010

Sealing The Tomb 

After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!

"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."

"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."

"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"

"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."

Sealing The Tomb by John Zayus. August 20, 2009

sealing the envelope 

the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole

ben not w sealed chloes envelope

sealing the envelope by Anonymous July 16, 2003

sealing the envolope 

The act of ejaculating on your partners eyes when there asleep. So when they wake up their eyes are sealed.

My boyfriend caught my sealing the envolope last night.

sealing the envolope by thomas medina January 17, 2008