Saderbation 

Realize that the object of your affection is taken and you begin masturbating and crying.

Schmitt finds out his ex is engaged, let the Saderbation begin.

Saderbation by Ants666 March 10, 2015

sideration 

metaphorically : spontaneous radical apartness

in astrophysics : two astral bodies with correlative orbits spontaneously diverging, spinning outward in opposite directions; related to : the heteroclinic (hetero : from the greek, meaning dual, opposite, different, multiplicity and clinic from the greek 'kleinen' : to lean, to slope)

the astronomer mapped the theoretical sideration of two astral bodies with shared assymetrical orbits.

sideration by piet mode May 18, 2010

sadekation 

The transformation of somebody into the friend of the people, in other worlds the act of getting closer to someone

After the clutch, he became a new man, the teacher was closer to his students more then ever, it was his sadekation

sadekation by Thewarrior9000 May 4, 2018

sadebration 

An outburst matching the intensity and physical characteristics of a celebration, but instead of joy it is fueled by sadness. Men often use sadebration or v. sadebrating under false pretenses as an excuse for any innapropriat/involuntary fits of joy that anger their wife/girlfriend.

Ex. "Honey, I swear me and my homeboys were just sadebrating ur failed pregnancy test with sadebratory chest bumps, looks like it's prolly gunna be one of those all night sadebration's.

sadebration by Thugnasty7 March 20, 2015

skaterbation 

n: the act of skateboarding down a road with one's genitals hanging out, and stroking, pulling, yanking, lubing up, etc said preferably erect penis in the process.

v: to masterbate furiously while skateboarding(usually done as a prank, but theres the occasional wierdo who does it because it gets him off.)

"So I did a little skaterbation past a local picnic today. Scared the little ones."

skaterbation by Dunkappa October 11, 2007

Sadurbation 

Masturbating while crying

Seth couldn't stop thinking about his ex, Susan, which meant he had his typical sadurbation session on Tuesday night.

Sadurbation by D-Blu January 24, 2014

sadlebration 

It's like a celebration, but sad.

Like when the Queen of England dies. That will be a sadlebration.

Man, that sadlebration party was lit!

sadlebration by pvinis May 13, 2022