Saddiest 

The superlative form of sad. More emphatic than saddier.

What was the saddiest time of your life, when your wife left you or when you lost the last leg of that seven team parlay?

Saddiest by USCOP January 12, 2025

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

Saddies 

Instead of sad, a person is saddies. It sounds more like the emotion.

I am really saddies today.

Saddies by Elfie January 29, 2006

the saddest thing 

The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken some day.

Philippe Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing?
Lie Bot: The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken some day.

the saddest thing by clintiskeen February 27, 2014

saddlestraps 

The pubic hair that trails down the inside leg. The southern-style happy trail.

That girl over there is wearing booty shorts and I can see her saddlestraps!

saddlestraps by HYBriD47 September 3, 2006

SaddestAnimeDeath 

That moment when you cook the most delicious batch of Pizza Rolls and you go to take them out of the oven. You drop them all over the floor.

WOah!! That was the SaddestAnimeDeath I have ever seen since that time I lost my keys to a seagull.

SaddestAnimeDeath by KaraIsTheIncestBuraza June 10, 2018

Saddist 

A really sad person

Inferno is a saddist

Saddist by TheDude69420 April 17, 2022