Saddies 

Instead of sad, a person is saddies. It sounds more like the emotion.

I am really saddies today.

Saddies by Elfie January 29, 2006

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

Pecan Sandies 

Other than a cookie, it's a, a sexual meaning...

"We gotta trick the moms into letting us bop with 'em" -Frank Reynolds

I went to the store, but they were out of Pecan Sandies, so looks like you and I are going to make our own...if you know what I mean...

Pecan Sandies by barbaradear February 8, 2009

Sadiesinksexual 

A person who is only attracted to Sadie sink

Guys, I’m coming out as sadiesinksexual.

Sadiesinksexual by Himommysup January 29, 2021

saddie 

a girl who is sad but is a bad bitch

omg look at her she's such a saddie

saddie by saddie101 December 19, 2019

blazing saddles 

The most awesome and bizarre western movie ever, directed by Mel Broooks, 1974.

Gene Wilder to Clansmen: "Oh boys! Looky what I got here!"
Cleavon Little: "Hey, where are the white women at?"

blazing saddles by M.star September 5, 2004

Sandies for me mandies 

Said when presenting a tray of sandwiches for a group hungry men. Irish in origin. Used in the gay community. When a man courting several men tries to win their love through their bellies.

Here you go my hungry fellows. A fresh tray of sandies for me mandies; courtesy of Paul.

Sandies for me mandies by Swag dog millionaire February 5, 2020