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sadistfaction 

When a sicko gets enjoyment by doing things to others that hurt physically or financially.
The bad cop got sadistfaction arresting innocent people.
sadistfaction by jpg3 January 1, 2015

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.
Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)
A person who feels joy (emotional, sexual or both) when seeing others in pain and discomfort.
"Today, I saw someone crying in pain in the corner and I found it really fun."
"You are such a sadist!"
Sadist by LecturingSociety March 27, 2015
Someone who enjoys seeing others in pain.
I'm 100% concerned that, I, am a sadist...
Sadist by The Jester of Madness! November 11, 2015
A person who get off to other people's pain... For example Noah Southgate.
Noah, is a sadist because he enjoys others pain a little too much if you get what I mean.

sadistic sense of humour 

someone who might not be sadistic or cruel, but finds the pain or misfortune of others amusing.
"Ben laughed when I fell yesterday - he has such a sadistic sense of humour."