Sad Ball

A ball made from loose items around a store in which a person works. The ball represents all of the hardships one must go through while working a dead end job at minumum wage for at least 3 years. It may be decorated with pictures of sad faces.

Traditional items used for assembly: Shrink Wrap, Windex, paper, parperclips, a child's shoe, flammable liquid, and/or ass pennies.

Sad Batt is not included.

1st pissed off employee: Shit man. I hate my job. Let's make a sad ball and fucking through at the store.

2nd pissed off employee: Fuck man. Let's put some lighter fluid in that shit and set it on fire.

Hilarity ensues.

Sad Ball by John McClendon December 14, 2008

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sad balloon

It isn’t exactly a woman with a flat chest, but she isn’t exactly an “A “cup either. It is when the breasts looks like a birthday party balloon that you have found behind the couch 3 weeks after your birthday party, Just kind of old and deflated and most of all sad. :(

Man, her ass is nice, but she sure does have some sad balloons...what the hell, I'll still bang her...

sad balloon by Balloon Popper August 16, 2010

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Sad Balls

A reference to the more popular term, "blue balls" in two ways:
1:When someone is blue they are often said to be sad
2:Your balls will be sad if they do not recieve stimulation to the point of ejaculation. Thus making them sad. Which could also cause you to cry.

Guy:That stupid gf of mine gave me sad balls and it hurts like hell!!!
Girl:I'm still in the room you asshole!!!

Dude 1:Dude she said we were gonna fuck but her parents got home early and I got major sad balls.
Dude2: So what did you do?
Dude1:I fucked her mom instead.

Sad Balls by The Pulverizer April 28, 2011

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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