Sacteria 

The bacteria causing your testicles (Sac) to be smelly

"Jeez my balls stink, must be that damned sacteria again."

Sacteria by Jason 2108 January 19, 2009

santeria 

Santeria, better known as La Regla de Ocha, La Regla Lukumi, or simply "La Relgion" is an Afro-Cuban religion with roots from the Yoruba people of West Africa, Nigeria.
It is the worship of the Orishas which are the primordial energies of creation and the movement that guides human conciousness. Contrary to popular belief, there is no mixture between Catholocism and Santeria. The saints were merely used as a mask to hide the worship of the Orishas when the religion was forbidden and forced to go underground in Cuba. Building Character, ceremony, initiation, divination and animal offering are essential elements of this religion.

Hi Matthew, is that Voodoo you are practicing?
No Lucy, it's not Voodoo silly. Voodoo is from Haiti and is more ancestreal type of worship. I practice Santeria which is more nature based and it's from Cuba.

Hi Matthew can you do a love spell for me with Santeria? Sure I can Michelle, bring me some honey, cinnamon, and perfume, we will take it to the river and make an offering to Oshun.

santeria by Matthew Oshun October 20, 2007

santeria 

a song by sublime

i don't practice santeria i aint got no crystal ball...

santeria by julie June 25, 2003

Santeria 

An African-based religion similar to voodoo, originating in Cuba and Brazil, which combines the worship of traditional Yoruban deities with the worship of Roman Catholic saints.

I dont practice santeria, I aint got no crystal ball

Santeria by Bam August 26, 2003

Santeria Effect 

The practice by TV/Radio media of censoring materials that are not obscene or vulgar, but failing to censor the obscene/vulgar.

Back in the 90's, when the band "Sublime" was in its prime, I remember watching a music video for "Santeria" on TV. When the song got to the following lyrics:

"Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide. Daddy's got a new 45.
and I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down sancho's throat.
Believe me when I say that I got somethin for his punk ass. "

The TV station edited out the word "forty-five", but NOT the phrase "punk ass". This is what I call the "Santeria Effect"

Santeria Effect by cranioDan November 23, 2010

santeria 

An African based religion combining worship of voo-doo deities with the Roman Catholic saints.

I knew a family of Santeria practitioners from Cuba

santeria by Paul Strait August 27, 2003

santeria 

one of the best divine, Sublime,and soulful song in the world!!!!!!

no place is good 4 him he best go run + hide daddy's got a new 45 + i wont think twice 2 stick that barrel strait down sanchos throat believe me when i say that i got sumthing 4 his punkass...

santeria by Donna October 27, 2003