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Sacklered 

To be misled or get RATFUCKED with a bold face lie by a sociopath who is greedy and doesn't care.
I make a 7 figure salary in tech and this hottie got preggers right away so I did the right thing and married her. I didn't find out until junior popped out in the birthing suite w a giant "fro" and tool he definitely didn't get from me that he wasn't mine, I was freaking Sacklered man...
Sacklered by anonymous January 7, 2024
Related Words

Cover-suckered

When you buy a book (or really anything) based solely on a cool cover but the book itself sucks.
"Hey, Ken, how'd you like that BREAKING DAWN Twilight book?"

"Well, Bob, it sort of sucked hard. No girl named Dawn and no BDSM at all. I got totally fucking cover-suckered."
Cover-suckered by stealthmouse September 8, 2019

sackweed 

sackweed (noun):

A slang term for pubic hair.
The hair on my balls was too long, so I trimmed my sackweed.
sackweed by otisnita October 4, 2006

Sackeled 

To be belittled by another man who is receiving a hand job while sitting next to you.
I was sackeled on an airplane by the guy in the middle seat!
Sackeled by Jason J Newman July 31, 2019

suckered 

When you make some one believe you and then you laugh in front of there face, making them look stupid. He or she just got suckered...
Liz got suckered when she realized Victor was actually making fun of her and not complimenting her.

Dude, you just got suckered.
suckered by Katalistic February 8, 2008

smackered 

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".
"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"
smackered by DanEdd June 20, 2006